Dear Caroline, if I may make so bold as to call you Dear,
It appears that you have contracted a psychological disorder which, in laymans terms may be classed as 'Stupidity' it is clear that elephants are better than miice! Elephants are small and friendly. Elephants have the cuetest little noses. Elephants are wonderful. Don't knock them.
Sorry I get carried away sometimes.
PS. Concerning your condition, try taking a look at the new eleSoc page on the distinction between 'Elephant'and 'Moose' it is sure to help you in your search for sanitry.