How many elephants can you fit in a mini
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your fridge
How can you tell when there are two elephants in your fridge
How can you tell when there are three elephants in your fridge
How can you tell when there are four elephants in your fridge
Why do elephants paint their toenails pink
How do elephants get into cherry trees
How do elephants get out of cherry trees
Why are crocodiles long and flat
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your bed
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How can you tell if elephants have had sex in your back garden?
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why do elephants have big ears?
What's grey on the inside and pink and white on the outside?
What is grey and not there?
Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
Why are elephants wrinkled?
Why do elephants wear small green hats?
How many legs does an elephant have?
What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
What do you get if you take an elephant into the city?
What do you get if you take an elephant into work?
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
Why do elephants wear sandals?
Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?
What did Hannibal say when he saw 1,000 elephants coming over the hill?
What did Hannibal say when he saw 1,000 elephants with sunglasses on, coming over the hill?
Why shouldn't you go into the woods at 5 o'clock?
What is a furry alligator?
Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?
What do elephants use for condoms?
What do elephants use for tampons?
What do you do when you come across an elephant?
What do you do when you see a heard of elephants comming over a hill?
Two elephants fell off a cliff
Why do ducks have flat feet?
Why do elephants have flat feet?
How do you climb onto an elephant's back?
How do you get down from the back of an elephant?
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